I am on top of the world

Yesterday I won a 6 dollar rebuy tourament. First place 5630 bucks. SCORE.

Rough analysis of how I won:
First hands i just waited for some cards i could double up on vs all the idiots who rebuy after they lose with absolutely nothing. Afterwards I contiuned to get blinded out and had to make a move a5 vs some blinds and 1 caller behind me.
IM ALL IN- I have a5 and to my dismay I'm up against aq and kk FUUCK. x5x5x w00t tripled up. I was like god damn I'm lucky.
Ah 99 vs a short stack i think I'll rr to 1/5 his chip stack! Flop come 358 SAWEET. he goes all in.
IM ALL IN- I learn in a few seconds that he has hit trip 3s, turn comes 9 blank and i double up again saweet.
I think i'll just wait it out.. I have around 150k chips and so does everyone else. Taking first doesn't even cross my mind at this point.
AA baby in the BB! RAISE from the first guy under the gun to about 1/3 my stack size sb RR to 3/4 my stack and I call and first guy calls. Flop comes Axx i check, other guy goes all in and i call. He had KK :P.
So I'm waing again AA mid position sweet. Some guy goes all in before me so I wait out the timers and call him he had KK.
Next hand KK god damn how lucky am I? I raise min and some guy about little less of a stack than me with like 600k and i have like 700k goes all in CALL. he had A10 clubs and almost hits the club draw but I take it down. (NO shit)
So I wait and right before the final table I get a5 vs the blinds I raise min against the short stacks and they both go all in. Fuck... do i call 2/3 more chips more than my raise? fuck it!
I soon find out I'm against aq and a7 but I hit trip fives again like a pro!
At the final table I have about 2mil and everyone else around 500k 800k and maybe 1 or 2 around 1.2. I steal the blinds like MAD. I didn't have hardly any good hands and they would always fold to me so I kept my blind :P. Also If anyone did decide to raise me with a short stack I'd call em and win. Or If I decided to go in with q10 they would conveniently have 99 and i would hit a q. OR if I had 24 vs aj I would hit a 2 just for kicks. Soon it was just me and 2 other people with around 1 mil. I would pick on one guy with the blinds 100k and after he got to around 500k I would pick on the other guy and even em out :) Sleep on that idea if you don't know why I did this :/. Soon enough I called the final guy with k9s vs 46s and we both hit flushes. My king high flush beats his 6 high flush and I win!

Sounds Easy... Right? Lol That would probably be the equivalent of flipping a quarter 10 times and hitting heads 10 times in a row. It was actually funny though... Even the hands I was folding I was winning. I folded so many hands where I would have hit trips 2 pair of flushes on the flop. The poker gods seemed to have liked me yesterday :). For everyone, I will tell you this. Never complain about a bad beat again because one day you will be the one doing the bad beats. (Ironic isn't it?)

Profit: 5,600 Total 8,200 Net: 10500

Bad Beat Thrusday

Wholy shit. I have never seen so many bad beats in a row. I hardly want to even talk about it. I don't know if i played like shit or what. I know i didn't play great at all but damn. I had like 6 all ins with ace high vs king high or ak in sb all in vs 10 10 or a 7 on button vs bb's qq. jeez. Fuck in a. I'm done for tonight.

To bet or not to bet, the check: Day 3

Slow day today... I keep feeling not in the mood to play poker for some reason... I think I should take a break soon. So, instead I played touraments. Couple 30's and 20's I was down about 150 for the day. I decided later to play some money games and it seems like if I were on the top of my game I'd make some big bucks no matter what. Here are 2 hands today for why I don't need to try.


Table Table 72437 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: seh20 ( $124.24 )
Seat 2: DanFern ( $43.65 )
Seat 3: LazyPoo87 ( $97 )
Seat 4: BoatBoat22 ( $216.71 )
Seat 6: bigscone ( $140.95 )
BoatBoat22 posts small blind [$0.50].
bigscone posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ Ad As ]
seh20 calls [$1].
DanFern folds.
LazyPoo87 raises [$4].
BoatBoat22 folds.
bigscone raises [$6].
seh20 folds.
jobar21 has joined the table.
LazyPoo87 raises [$18].
bigscone calls [$15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4s, 4c, Kh ]
bigscone bets [$45].
LazyPoo87 calls [$45].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
bigscone bets [$40].
LazyPoo87: u suck ass
LazyPoo87: XXXX your king
LazyPoo87 is all-In [$30]
** Dealing River ** [ 7d ]
bigscone shows [ Qh, Ac ] two pairs, kings and fours.
LazyPoo87 shows [ Ad, As ] two pairs, aces and kings.
bigscone wins $10 from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and fours.
LazyPoo87 wins $193.50 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and kings.

I totally put him on a king, I had to call his river bet though because the turn bet basically says I'm going all in. His huge overbet on the turn too was suspicious so I called. 100 for me :P

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This next hand is another example of people slowplaying when they shouldn't, then paying someone out when I blatenly am on a draw. I love it :). It was a scary river bet though. With many higher flushes that could beat me, and since he looked like he was on a draw too by merely calling on the turn, it was a risky call. Why did I call though? cuz I'm pro.

$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, December 15, 04:01:58 EDT 2005
Table Table 72414 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: griffin911 ( $138.48 )
Seat 3: Raistlin__ ( $112.70 )
Seat 4: Shoneezy33 ( $0 )
Seat 5: LazyPoo87 ( $98.50 )
Seat 6: aftershock16 ( $155.55 )
Raistlin__ posts small blind [$0.50].
LazyPoo87 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ 4d 3d ]
Shoneezy33 has left the table.
aftershock16 raises [$3].
griffin911 calls [$3].
Raistlin__ calls [$2.50].
LazyPoo87 calls [$2].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2d, 3s, Ad ]
Raistlin__ checks.
LazyPoo87 checks.
aftershock16 bets [$4].
griffin911 calls [$4].
Raistlin__ folds.
LazyPoo87 calls [$4].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
LazyPoo87 checks.
aftershock16 bets [$6].
griffin911: ...
griffin911 calls [$6].
LazyPoo87 calls [$6].
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
LazyPoo87 checks.
aftershock16 checks.
griffin911 bets [$55].
LazyPoo87 calls [$55].
aftershock16 folds.
griffin911 shows [ 2h, 2s ] three of a kind, twos.
LazyPoo87 shows [ 4d, 3d ] a flush, ace high.
LazyPoo87 wins $150 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.

Until next time, remember to wipe, until it's white!
Today's lesson: Don't bet the check if you're up against me.
+100 today; Total balance: 2500; Overall winnings: 2500 + 500 + 2000= 5000 baby

The Triple Entente (Day 2 cont)

Ok ok i said I wouldn't play anymore today, but today is a new day! (it's 3:30 am)

So I decided to play some 22 dollar tournies and broke even (so i only lose the buyin cost 10 bucks)

Hmm I'm bored... how about I go check out the 200nl tables?

2 and a half hours and 550 dollars later I lie before you.

3 Big hands is all it takes.

So the first hand I was hoping to get some action from this idiot. I had been raising him and bluffing him constantly and he was very wild when he had anything and would call any reraise, so I took precice counter-actions with this information.

$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 14, 05:58:15 EDT 2005
Table Table 71942 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Total number of players : 5
Seat 3: ZalaqueTT ( $276.90 )
Seat 4: chicachica85 ( $63.74 )
Seat 5: rudebwoy222 ( $199.80 )
Seat 6: LazyPoo87 ( $221.50 )
Seat 2: jaxaxe111 ( $53.65 )
chicachica85 posts small blind [$1].
rudebwoy222 posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ 8s 8c ]
LazyPoo87 raises [$7].
jaxaxe111 folds.
ZalaqueTT raises [$20].
chicachica85 folds.
rudebwoy222 folds.
LazyPoo87 calls [$13].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 8h, 5d ]
LazyPoo87 checks.
ZalaqueTT bets [$25].
LazyPoo87 raises [$70].
ZalaqueTT calls [$45].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7h ]
LazyPoo87 checks.
ZalaqueTT is all-In [$186.90]
LazyPoo87 is all-In [$131.50]
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
LazyPoo87 shows [ 8s, 8c ] a full house, Eights full of sevens.
ZalaqueTT shows [ Kh, Ah ] a pair of sevens.
ZalaqueTT wins $55.40 from side pot #1 with a pair of sevens.
LazyPoo87 wins $444 from the main pot with a full house, Eights full of sevens.

The next hand, how do I explain this, they are idiots. There is no reason that the guy that flopped a set should have flat called. "God, if you're there, please give my friend, lazypoo87, a 2 or 7 so I can give him my money" is what he's saying.

$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 14, 06:27:17 EDT 2005
Table Table 71942 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 6: LazyPoo87 ( $488.99 )
Seat 2: jaxaxe111 ( $32.85 )
Seat 1: YDNEW ( $282.50 )
Seat 4: REaction12 ( $200.60 )
Seat 3: smsudave ( $18.43 )
Seat 5: kaisrfranz ( $184.50 )
kaisrfranz posts small blind [$1].
LazyPoo87 posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ 5c 3h ]
YDNEW raises [$4].
jaxaxe111 calls [$4].
smsudave calls [$4].
REaction12 folds.
kaisrfranz calls [$3].
LazyPoo87 calls [$2].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, 4c, Ad ]
kaisrfranz checks.
LazyPoo87 checks.
YDNEW checks.
jaxaxe111 is all-In [$28.85]
smsudave is all-In [$14.43]
kaisrfranz calls [$28.85].
LazyPoo87 calls [$28.85].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
kaisrfranz bets [$30].
LazyPoo87 calls [$30].
** Dealing River ** [ Td ]
kaisrfranz bets [$60].
LazyPoo87 is all-In [$426.14]
kaisrfranz is all-In [$61.65]
kaisrfranz shows [ 4s, 4d ] three of a kind, fours.
LazyPoo87 shows [ 5c, 3h ] a straight, two to six.
jaxaxe111 doesn't show [ Qc, Kc ] high card ace.
smsudave doesn't show [ 6s, 3s ] a pair of sixes.
LazyPoo87 wins $304.49 from side pot #3 with a straight, two to six.
LazyPoo87 wins $303.30 from side pot #2 with a straight, two to six.
LazyPoo87 wins $43.26 from side pot #1 with a straight, two to six.
LazyPoo87 wins $74.72 from the main pot with a straight, two to six.

For the third hand, I recognized this guy to be absolutely reckless. The more he bet the more he was bluffing. Also he didn't care for rr and 2 hands before this i tried to bluff and he called my 12 dollar bet into a 20 dollar pot with A7 or some shit. Anyway here is how it went down.

$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 14, 06:48:35 EDT 2005
Table Table 71942 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 6: LazyPoo87 ( $673.22 )
Seat 1: YDNEW ( $269.65 )
Seat 4: REaction12 ( $205.25 )
Seat 5: kaisrfranz ( $190.35 )
Seat 2: laters123 ( $146.81 )
LazyPoo87 posts small blind [$1].
YDNEW posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ Kd Ac ]
laters123 raises [$4].
REaction12 calls [$4].
kaisrfranz folds.
LazyPoo87 raises [$13].
YDNEW folds.
laters123 calls [$10].
REaction12 calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, Jh, Ad ]
LazyPoo87 bets [$22].
laters123 calls [$22].
REaction12 calls [$22].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9c ]
LazyPoo87 bets [$66].
laters123 is all-In [$110.81]
REaction12 folds.
LazyPoo87 calls [$44.81].
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
LazyPoo87 shows [ Kd, Ac ] two pairs, aces and kings.
laters123 doesn't show [ 9d, As ] two pairs, aces and nines.
LazyPoo87 wins $329.62 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and kings..

He shouldn't have been in there before the flop, or call my flop bet. Once he hit the 9 he was gone :P.

Day 2
+$750 woohoo

Day 2 ... Finish him

Uhm. Yeah. I think I'm going to play some more today but I just had to share this.
Okay for all you tournament players. This is why you don't call big raises with 10 10.. noobs

NL Texas Hold'em $30 Buy-in + $3 Entry Fee Trny:18258959 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Tuesday, December 13,
Table Table 71518 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: l_l________l ( $800 )
Seat 2: johnnymoist ( $800 )
Seat 3: nirad420 ( $800 )
Seat 5: Jeremyw43 ( $800 )
Seat 6: IMnoJoke ( $800 )
Seat 7: gsix28 ( $800 )
Seat 10: AztecDave ( $800 )
Seat 9: Art_P ( $800 )
Seat 8: FBENOIT41 ( $800 )
Seat 4: LazyPoo87 ( $800 )
Trny:18258959 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ Kd Ks ]
johnnymoist folds.
nirad420 folds.
LazyPoo87 raises [269].
Jeremyw43 calls [269].
IMnoJoke folds.
gsix28 calls [269].
FBENOIT41 folds.
Art_P folds.
AztecDave folds.
l_l________l folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, Qd, 7d ]
LazyPoo87 bets [222].
Jeremyw43 is all-In [531]
gsix28 folds.
LazyPoo87 is all-In [309]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
LazyPoo87 shows [ Kd, Ks ] a full house, Sevens full of kings.
Jeremyw43 shows [ Th, Ts ] a full house, Sevens full of tens.
LazyPoo87 wins 1894 chips from the main pot with a full house, Sevens full of kings.
Jeremyw43 finished in tenth place.
nh
Jeremyw43 has left the table.

The very first game of the tourneyment I play extra loose or aggressive. Lets put the facts together. 1 out of 5 people on party poker are brain damaged. So with kk I decide to made it 269 to go because it's about35% of your stack and if you make this call you should only make this call if you're planning on going all in by the river. 800 in the pot with 77 q on the board. This is like the best flop for me. If he has a Q in his hand he's done. If he has ak, he's going to have to call a 222 dollar raise. If he has 99 1010 jj he's going to push all in. Basically they are toast.

Well back to making some money for my children. GL, you'll need it :/

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PRETTY RISKY HAND

After eating i decided to play again. I think im done for today, i really am not feelign it... i just feel like a lazy poo right now.
Like the third hand or so I am delt KK rr to like 12 bucks and had 2 callers flop comes 356 and i raise to about 15 bucks. Some guy goes all in and I don't see how I can fold with no read. He had 55 making a set. Oh well
-100 dollars for me.
I was playing like crap and right before i decided to quit I am dealt:

$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 14, 01:18:39 EDT 2005
Table Table 68885 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: ReeRee37 ( $127.30 )
Seat 4: LazyPoo87 ( $119.50 )
Seat 6: biom13 ( $125.40 )
Seat 1: LAONNOW ( $129.26 )
Seat 5: ANGEL2326 ( $53.45 )
Seat 3: artanditaly ( $96 )
artanditaly posts small blind [$0.50].
LazyPoo87 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ As Ac ]
ANGEL2326 folds.
biom13 folds.
LAONNOW calls [$1].
ReeRee37 raises [$3].
artanditaly folds.
LazyPoo87 raises [$7].
LAONNOW folds.
ReeRee37 calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, Qc, 8s ]
LazyPoo87 bets [$8].
ReeRee37 calls [$8].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
LazyPoo87 bets [$15].
ReeRee37 calls [$15].
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
LazyPoo87 checks.
ReeRee37 is all-In [$96.30]
LazyPoo87 is all-In [$88.50]
LazyPoo87 shows [ As, Ac ] a pair of aces.
ReeRee37 shows [ Tc, Qs ] a pair of queens.
ReeRee37 wins $7.80 from side pot #1 with a pair of queens.
LazyPoo87 wins $237.50 from the main pot with a pair of aces.

A 90 dollar bet into a 60 dollar pot. This is probably the reason I called, but I hate calling these bets when I'm not sure if I'm ahead or not. With 60 in the pot though... it was going to be a tough laydown especially when i was saying to myself that he would bluff a spade even though he was playing really tight :/.

Taking it down

Wow.. I love poker :). Yesterday I made 500 bucks and today I won around 400. I'd play more because I'm playing good but damn finals! Sqrew school :/ but i love partying so much heh. Anyway here is a sample of the idiots at 100 nl. A word to everyone. These people are giving away their money all you need is common sense to win, period. and some luck.

$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, December 12, 19:55:56 EDT 2005
Table Table 65812 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: LazyPoo87 ( $139.85 )
Seat 2: uptownmikey ( $112.20 )
Seat 4: lang_tu_say ( $143.92 )
Seat 6: kjetils ( $104.82 )
Seat 3: PASSdaSUGAH ( $100 )
Seat 5: sd1970 ( $54 )
PASSdaSUGAH posts small blind [$0.50].
lang_tu_say posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LazyPoo87 [ As Ad ]
sd1970 calls [$1].
kjetils calls [$1].
LazyPoo87 raises [$4].
uptownmikey calls [$4].
PASSdaSUGAH folds.
lang_tu_say calls [$3].
sd1970 folds.
kjetils calls [$3].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, 7c, 6c ]
lang_tu_say bets [$8].
kjetils folds.
LazyPoo87 is all-In [$135.85]
uptownmikey is all-In [$108.20]
lang_tu_say folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
kjetils: omg
** Dealing River ** [ 2d ]
LazyPoo87 shows [ As, Ad ] a pair of aces.
uptownmikey doesn't show [ Ac, Td ] high card ace.
LazyPoo87 wins $27.65 from side pot #1 with a pair of aces.
LazyPoo87 wins $238.90 from the main pot with a pair of aces.

I did this because the guy who raised 8 bucks went all in with a flush draw last time for 100 bucks... so i figured it was best.

Other hands that I played today i got a lot off the bb and slowplayed then rr at the river and always got paid out. You can almost smell the strength of the hand if you had payed any attention to their bets before. I just look for outragous people and remember them well.

Remember to get a good nights sleep <3 :P