No one is donating -Moon Pt. 2

This has got to be the funniest hand ever.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3636705675: Table Padbury (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:07:42 ET - 2007/09/22
Seat 1: SDeeSU ($204.20)
Seat 2: simon-lee5818 ($285.40)
Seat 4: dial911imONfire ($207.95)
Seat 6: joymin ($259.80)
simon-lee5818 posts the small blind of $1
dial911imONfire posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SDeeSU [8d Qd]
joymin folds
SDeeSU has 15 seconds left to act
SDeeSU raises to $7
simon-lee5818 calls $6
dial911imONfire folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8s 2d]
simon-lee5818 checks
SDeeSU has 15 seconds left to act
SDeeSU bets $13
simon-lee5818 calls $13
*** TURN *** [Qh 8s 2d] [9c]
simon-lee5818 checks
SDeeSU has 15 seconds left to act
SDeeSU bets $35
simon-lee5818 raises to $70
SDeeSU has 15 seconds left to act
SDeeSU calls $35
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8s 2d 9c] [8c]
simon-lee5818 has 15 seconds left to act
simon-lee5818 bets $114
SDeeSU raises to $114.20, and is all in
SDeeSU: lol
SDeeSU: fold
simon-lee5818 has 15 seconds left to act
SDeeSU: fold
SDeeSU: i have u
SDeeSU: lmao
simon-lee5818 folds
Uncalled bet of $0.20 returned to SDeeSU
SDeeSU mucks
SDeeSU wins the pot ($408)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $410 Rake $2
Board: [Qh 8s 2d 9c 8c]
Seat 1: SDeeSU (button) collected ($408), mucked
Seat 2: simon-lee5818 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: dial911imONfire (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: joymin didn't bet (folded)

My Jamie Gold table talk really showed him who was boss. Lol he was on a bluff and had to fold, but... he only has to be right 1 in 2000 times. :D